It's been quite a while since I last posted something, partly because I've been busy with other classes, and partly because in CIM I've been actually working. We got our progress reports back about a week ago and I had like an 85% in the class. UNACCEPTABLE I MUST SUCCEED! lolz I just want to raise my GPA. I have no interest in pursuing a career involving computer technology.
ANYWAYS! My childhood proved to be full of sorrow and shame. I was the kid whose parents were killed by Voldemort, and I spent my life on the streets. Luckily the only thing that kept me going were Disney movies. The greatest characters ever invented became my only friends. Alladin, Simba, Cruella Deville, ahh such good memories. One particular favorite of mine was Pinnochio, the little wooden puppet whose greatest dream was to become a real boy! (Random sidenote: I thought I'd throw in a favorite quote of mine. Bonus points if you know the movie. Here's the quote: "My heart beating like a drum, should I marry KOKO-uhm.") lol ok.
Well this is the story of how CIM ruined my childhood:
My teacher approaches me in an ordinary fashion and says to me, "Work on your typing." SO! I opened up all of my typing test options. I'm trying to decide which one to choose, when Angie says, "Hey dudeeeeee, do the Adventures of Pinnochio one." So I proceeded to say, "okayyy." So I begin typing, and the story, unlike the DISNEY VERSION, went a little like this:
So Pinnochio wakes up somewhere inside a dark room and realizes that his feet are burned and gone. Gepetto comes to the door and is all like, "Yo Pinnochio open the door." So Pinnochio's like "I can't my feet are gone." and then Gepetto is like, "I will whip you if you don't open this door NOW!" So he breaks down the door and is like oh hey, you weren't lying, you really are horrifically mutiliated. So then Gepetto is like "Ok dude, what happened?" And Pinnochio is like, "Well I was hungry and then I killed the talking cricket, (HE KILLED JIMMINY CRICKET WHAT IS THIS?!?!?) and then I wanted to warm my feet so I put them in the stove, and when I woke up they were burnt, but I dont remember what happened." (At this point my childhood was officially ruined) So then Pinnochio starts screaming and crying because he's hungry so Gepetto feeds him three pears, but Pinnochio doesnt want the peels or the cores, so Gepetto has to peel it for him, but then Pinnochio is still hungry so he eats the peels and the cores, and Gepetto says "See you should never let anything go to waste."
By this time it I had to stop typing and I was somewhere between crying and laughing. I'm sorry if I destroyed anybody elses childhood in the writing of this blog.
Disney Quote #2: "Meg." (Extremely delayed reaction) "NOOOO!!!!!"
Disney movie comment: How is John Smith sitting that way??
Evan's marrying KOKO-um (pocahontis...dont mind my spelling) Second quote Herculese...AND how is John Smith sitting that way?? we shud trying at school :)
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ReplyDeleteAHAHAHA GOOD TIMESSS Pinnochio lol
ReplyDeleteaaaand Pocahontas / Hercules :) duuude man we've had the best times lol
i missed your blog. glad you're back :D
Hello oh darling Kelcy of mine :D I am going to write a mini blog inside of your blog :)
ReplyDeleteSo as of now I am in history class with afia and mishaal to my right and aftab to my left. Woops just as I typed that he left to go and work in the computer lab... Well anywho how is CIM? Having fun? I am soo bored jk I am actually having fun! ...
Anyway sooo I came here with a purpose but I have gotten so distracted I can no longer remember what is was.... failure
Oh now I remember what is waaasss... Yay! Ok lemme say it before it slips away. It is about this little childhood story your story reminded me of ;) Let us flash back to the 5th grade, California on a sunny sunny day:
Lalalalalalla <- me humming to myself. Now before I begin this little tale you should know that my teacher in 5th grade was a 28 year old beautiful, married, and nice teacher. moving on...
The class was sitting down all happily doing whatnot :) "HELLO CLASS!" a burly bearded 58 year old man said as he entered.... By now you are curious as to whom this old man was... Well let me inform you... This man was no ordinary substitute... He was mentally deranged I kid you not!
He comes in a bit late and already everyone is like what the heck is this? Well obviously he was our sub... But as to how this aged man was able to attain a teaching degree is beyond me... Anywho...
We sit and the first hour we do our daily activities that we are expected to do without teacher instruction like copy down the homework turn in our old homework into the homework bin... Do the D.O.L but I forgot what that stood for all i know is that we did it :P
Anyway by now it is like an hour into class and it is almost lunch. And for lunch everyone brings their own lunch from home and the teacher allows us to heat it up in her microwave before we walk to the cafeteria together. However the sub just locks us out and refuses to give us our heating time! Ikr?!!! Soo we are like little 5th graders like standing outside the door staring at its purple supremeness like: “what!?!!” And the sub just gets in a car and drives off…. So now we are like: “WHAT2?!!!” Sooo being the geniuses we are we manage to break into the classroom from the back door, however the classroom was soo dark and we could not yet reach the light switch and sooo we stumbled in the darkness like bufoons …
Anywho I should be going to do my history so imma wrap this up. In the end we manage to ninja-ly heat up our food and run out be4 the sub walked in again ;) But you should know lunch was over before we got to eat it….
Slick as glass… And sharp as a tak ;)
ADIOS!!!!