It's been quite a while since I last posted something, partly because I've been busy with other classes, and partly because in CIM I've been actually working. We got our progress reports back about a week ago and I had like an 85% in the class. UNACCEPTABLE I MUST SUCCEED! lolz I just want to raise my GPA. I have no interest in pursuing a career involving computer technology.
ANYWAYS! My childhood proved to be full of sorrow and shame. I was the kid whose parents were killed by Voldemort, and I spent my life on the streets. Luckily the only thing that kept me going were Disney movies. The greatest characters ever invented became my only friends. Alladin, Simba, Cruella Deville, ahh such good memories. One particular favorite of mine was Pinnochio, the little wooden puppet whose greatest dream was to become a real boy! (Random sidenote: I thought I'd throw in a favorite quote of mine. Bonus points if you know the movie. Here's the quote: "My heart beating like a drum, should I marry KOKO-uhm.") lol ok.
Well this is the story of how CIM ruined my childhood:
My teacher approaches me in an ordinary fashion and says to me, "Work on your typing." SO! I opened up all of my typing test options. I'm trying to decide which one to choose, when Angie says, "Hey dudeeeeee, do the Adventures of Pinnochio one." So I proceeded to say, "okayyy." So I begin typing, and the story, unlike the DISNEY VERSION, went a little like this:
So Pinnochio wakes up somewhere inside a dark room and realizes that his feet are burned and gone. Gepetto comes to the door and is all like, "Yo Pinnochio open the door." So Pinnochio's like "I can't my feet are gone." and then Gepetto is like, "I will whip you if you don't open this door NOW!" So he breaks down the door and is like oh hey, you weren't lying, you really are horrifically mutiliated. So then Gepetto is like "Ok dude, what happened?" And Pinnochio is like, "Well I was hungry and then I killed the talking cricket, (HE KILLED JIMMINY CRICKET WHAT IS THIS?!?!?) and then I wanted to warm my feet so I put them in the stove, and when I woke up they were burnt, but I dont remember what happened." (At this point my childhood was officially ruined) So then Pinnochio starts screaming and crying because he's hungry so Gepetto feeds him three pears, but Pinnochio doesnt want the peels or the cores, so Gepetto has to peel it for him, but then Pinnochio is still hungry so he eats the peels and the cores, and Gepetto says "See you should never let anything go to waste."
By this time it I had to stop typing and I was somewhere between crying and laughing. I'm sorry if I destroyed anybody elses childhood in the writing of this blog.
Disney Quote #2: "Meg." (Extremely delayed reaction) "NOOOO!!!!!"
Disney movie comment: How is John Smith sitting that way??
