Saturday, April 16, 2011

Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot

There is a girl in my CIM class, whose beauty exceeds that of any other girl. She shall remain nameless. But you should know that her name rhymes with Frangelique.

She is the hottest girl ever. Her "asian" hair flows in great dark curls at the side of her face. It curls perfectly, almost as if to frame her lovely face as thought it were a portrait painted by God.

Her face can't truly be compared to anything in this world. Although her eyes are quite Asian, they are a deep chocolate brown, and they glisten like the stars of the midnight sky. Every time our eyes meet, my heart beats...as it usually does.

Her best feature is her smile, some might say. However this is completely untrue. Her best feature is indeed her rump. Just kidding, it really is her smile. Her teeth are as white as snow, before the deer has peed on it.

I am completely overtaken by jealousy. If only I had a flawless face and smooth, round...cheeks...on my face. Like her.

The other day she walked up to me and asked me "Do I look okay?" and I said, "Girl, when I see your face!! theres only one thing I can say, girl your super mega foxy awesome hott!!"

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  1. hahahahahahhahahahjahahhhahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

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